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more controversial opinion.

I love stirring the pot. 

1. As a man if you cannot pay for the first date or open the car door for me, don't bother inviting me out. On the first date I need you to butter me up, open all the doors for me, pull out the chair for me before I sit down, don't let me pick up anything. Treat me like a baby who has never done anything in her life, matter of fact feed me! nah I'm playing well unless he's into that kind of stuff then please do it lol I love me some spice. 

2. I am not looking for an intellectual but as a man if you don't read anything please stay away from me; I am always reading something and if reading books bother you then you won't like me. By the fact I stayed home this weekend reading because I bought a great book on friday, I had to literally cancel all my plans to finish it lol, but you know what I would rather stay home with a great book than to hang out with people who drain me. 

3. if you invite me and I don't show up know that I felt bad, but I will do it again. I am sorry there's just something about me lately that hates hanging out with people that I am not comfortable with, if I hang out with you I either like you, curious about you or I had no choice but to be there.

4. I don't like meeting new guys, I'm exhausted! if I haven't met my soulmate it's going to be a problem because I don't feel like getting to know anyone new. I don't want to talk about what I like or talk about what my favorite color is... please leave me alone. I blocked a guy yesterday after I was on the phone with him, he did not have my number he called me off of Instagram; I don't give out my number for nothing even if you put a gun to my head because I know I will block you once a get tired so why give you, my digits? I just hate it when I have to explain to someone the things that I don't like, and I have to explain my sense of humour because it is dry and dark plus I am very sarcastic so I will have to tell you "Oh no that's a joke I am not serious" like no I will not actually " slam my hand in a car door it is just to emphasize a point" one time I was joking about something embarrassing that happened to someone and I said " OMG I would literally hang myself if something like that happened to me" he was so concern he was like noo please don't do that I was like " No I love life I am just joking" after I felt like a sick minded person like why did I say that! but someone  who doesn't take me seriously would know that I didn't mean it.

5. You either love me or you are just indifferent. I've never met anyone who hated me or maybe they hid it well lol but I've met people who were jealous of me so I am not sure if that's the equivalent of someone hating me but anyway, the jealousy was so uncalled for like I am struggling just like you what do you mean you want my life? like girl take it at this point I am just surviving lol  

6. I love sassy men. Google sassy men apocalypse and you will get an idea of what I mean by that lol. I love me some lighthearted fun, like please Gossip with me like one of the girls. Don't act like a thug around me, I hate that stuff, be masculine but be soft at the same time. I don't mind if you cry with me, I will love you even more, show me emotions I love all of that stuff.