Red flags

Those are my red flags for potential "relationship"... it's quite rare for me to find someone who is remotely qualified.

"choose your spouse carefully because that's the person you will spend the rest of your life with"

*well unless something tragic happens in the marriage but I don't believe in Divorce so this is why picking someone is so hard for me. This is not all of my red flags because most of them are private and unsettling but maybe you can learn from these or perhaps relate...

1. inconsistency: I am not asking for you to call me every day but at least answer all of my texts when I text you and call me back when I call. if you're no longer interested please have the decency to tell me because trust me I will get over you I am never too attached. You also have to understand that I have no problem with being alone and by the fact, I am more comfortable that way and that can be an issue for anyone trying to come into my life because it will be a very rocky road, but being with someone who is underserving scare me the most because I just simply won't try to be in that predicament.

2.  entitled: Don't ever act like you own me because that will only bring you down by 99 points and you can automatically get disqualified. Respect that I have my own life, my own hobby, my own career and don't try to butt in and act like you should be the one controlling my life and my whereabouts because I have been alone most of my life so you really have to work hard to make me depend on you and that might never happen.

3. Not being able to read between the lines: if you're someone who takes everything I say to heart well then this whole thing is doomed to fail because I love to talk and sometimes what I say doesn't even make sense to me but that only happens when I have too much to drink :) hence why I don't drink anymore... I love to stay sane. If you can't understand my facial expression or my catchphrases well let's end it right now and I won't be afraid to end it trust me even if I am quite smitten with you... I need someone who understands me not someone who wants to shield and protect me because that might just drive me away... " a love that suffocates you is bound to suck the life out of you, run!" I hate being restricted or being put in a cage because I am a free spirit and a wildcat... I love being me so if I gotta be someone else for you then I'm gone.

4. Not being able to comprehend or handle sarcasm: I speak sarcasm... anyone who hates sarcasm will not be able to enjoy a simple conversation with me because that's how I speak.

5. unpredictable: well that one might cause an issue but I am very unpredictable at times but I can never be with someone who is unpredictable I have to know exactly what I am getting and I have to be sure about it because if I am not sure about you then you won't hear from me ever again...

the rest is a mystery.