No bread will ever be baked from this dough

2016-03-16T03:53:34+01:00

look what i found ! by anonymous

Publié par Gaelle.R 16 Mars 2016 à 03:53 AM

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.

TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!

STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would
need a boat to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party.

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2016-03-15T05:14:44+01:00

cheated on

Publié par Gaelle.R 15 Mars 2016 à 05:14 AM

Hi there ! I guess the tittle kind of giving it away and now i don't really have to make a big introduction to the subject darn it ! who says that ? I sound like an old man living in a barn ! but that's okay at least i'm not weak...nonsense how did you get here? well if you don't know me and if this is the first thing you're reading something by me you must know that i am a crazy person and do not take everything i say seriously (just a warning) by now some of you already know me (the scary thing) when i finally get famous and publish a book you will be like" oh I knew that girl she had a blog never thought she would make it" the only thing i can say is that passion can take you anywhere. You can start small by the fact we all do when we came out of our mother's womb we were not rich,successful and we didn't have everything all figure out we had to make all of that possible am i right? (all women are right) hey it's women history month so deal with it. so have you ever been cheated on? or cheated on somebody? (that will be discussed a lil bit later on) so if you have been cheated on how did you feel? I have not and I don't have to tell you why i haven't...it's private. But i know some people who have been cheated on it was painful watching them eating big bowl of ice cream and watching sad movies while crying (they are girls) some of them just pretend that they are fine and they held it in for a while that when they finally let it out they had a break down like they were having a panic attack. One girl had her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend (douche bags hate these guys) that was so rough on her my heart was broken just hearing her cry and telling me how she felt. She thought she wasn't good enough, she ask me what's wrong with me? what did i do wrong ? I could not say anything because well nothing was wrong with her and she didn't do anything wrong. Girl if you've been cheated on don't sit there and cry about it get up, dress up and wear your best smile because life is too short fake it till you make it. You don't have to be happy to smile you just have to smile and happiness will come to you while doing it. You worth so much more than that person who cheated on you, he doesn't know how much you're worth and you don't have to bother because he is not the one for you. There is so much more in life then just a stupid relationship. All the girls nowadays want LOVE hearts and flowers well i just want to be a successful writer and blogger is that too much to ask? I don't want a relationship just to get my heart broken after that none of us want that yet we keep on trying to find the one. Honestly I don't care about these stuff but I know that some of you have been hurt and it's so hard to watch. I cannot stand to see people in pain you would have to be a monster to enjoy seeing someone getting hurt. Which brings me to those who cheated on their partner? why did you do it? don't you love her/him? what about honesty? trust? love?? well i guess you don't love your partner because you didn't care about hurting their feelings. Did you realize what you have done? you ripped their heart out, you've hurt them emotionally and they only going to be heal with time. You didn't have to do that. If you don't love someone don't make them think that you do at least be honest be upfront and tell them you don't feel the same way. Guys, turning down a girl doesn't make you weak but it makes you someone better someone you would want your son to be when he grow up. Be honest with the person don't let them think you love them then break their hearts in the end...it's not worth it. Would you want your daughter to get her heart broken by a guy like that? I don't think so. well be the guy that you don't want to break someone's daughter as you wouldn't want yours to have her heart broken. I don't care about what she did to you but don't cheat on her just because you don't love her. I'm speaking on behalf of the women because I'm one of them but because i wouldn't want to have my heart broken just like i wouldn't want other women to have theirs broken that been said it is not okay for the women to break a guy heart. It goes both ways because I admit we all do it. We all have the power to cheat on someone we just have to remember that we can do better and it only makes us less of a good person. All these reasons should somehow stop us from cheating on someone. I am against cheating in whatever way that is and if we could live in a world where we were honest with each other and where we didn't have to go behind someone's back to get what they can't give us I would be happy.

NO CHEATING.

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2016-03-14T06:08:09+01:00

time change.

Publié par Gaelle.R 14 Mars 2016 à 06:08 AM

the time has changed and I am so happy that it did ! actually I don't really know why i'm so happy because of the time lol I guess it's just good timing I guess. Okay enough with the clock ticking talk ! it's really late. I just have to get this out...some girls be jealous of other girls for a guy...i think it's stupid if a guy like you then there will not be any other girl. Face it if you have to fight for a guy's attention it's just because" he is just not that into you" if you watch that movie then you would know what i mean and where i am going with this. Like I will never do that for a guy no i will not fight other girls it's just a turn off and i will gracefully move on from all the bs and drama that is not my place. Darkness is where i live yes i cannot get into the world of drama it's too bright and too much noise... I cannot deal with the fact that girls are getting jealous for a guy who sees nothing in them and they are just making a fool out of themselves and if the guy is a jerk he will have the power to take advantage of them. I feel sorry for these girls...i know you don't choose who you fall for but you can choose who you want to move on from wow ! that was deep i am not a relationship expert( ... ) but keep emailing me that's fine. It's women history month i can't sit here and just watch all the girls out there who don't know how much power they have in their small and delicate hands they have to own up to the power that they do have instead of putting themselves down into places where they should not be. Girls have a lot of power and i think they are unaware of it. we don't have to fight for a man it is not our fight especially if the guy is a jerk and blind at the same time. Guys can be jerk sometimes (i should not be talking about them at least not at this moment) but i have to get it out. someone made me upset i somehow had 40 % trust in that person but he turned to be a jerk this is why i said guys can be jerk. I am not judging you guys but some of you do not know how to act.

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2016-03-09T04:00:30+01:00

A little bit of advice

Publié par Gaelle.R 9 Mars 2016 à 04:00 AM

hello there ... How is life ? life is life right ? I guess it has no definition we're just living as we keep breathing that is all. Well I don't wanna talk about life because it is such a wide topic and i might be here typing all day and night. I wanna address something and i know what most of you will think as I start talking about it like" didn't she said that already" I might have said it once or twice but you can't figure out what it is because i haven't started to talk about it so shame on you.

why don't we go slow as we ease ourselves into the topic... where to begin? before I start i want you to know that i can talk about what i want here and i try not to offend anyone as much as i can but i don't wanna lose myself in the process because it is my free zone while you here you might learn something out of it.What is sadness? have you been sad? well it's that feeling that is eating you up inside and you don't know what to do as you have no desire for anything...everything feels like a routine or an endless task...you try to pick yourself up trying to get out of that hole but you can't...it's just so bad you can't even focus on anything. I'm not sad if anything i'm now happy as a newborn (thanks to God) but i know that feeling because i used to feel that way. I never gave up I was brave for a while, even though i lost hope i never let go i knew that one day i would be happy maybe not as i am today because i never thought that i could be this happy... i am not rubbing anything in your face on purpose i am trying to make you see that you will be happy some day and you might not see it now but that's okay. You don't have to know the future you don't have to be able to expect everything because that's what makes life interesting and new. Worry about today and your current situation, don't think about tomorrow or the future you will only make it worse. Stop crying get up and change your situation if you can't, talk to someone about it...Get some help don't be afraid to ask because you will benefit a lot from it.

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2016-03-06T16:43:40+01:00

je t'ai laisser

Publié par Gaelle.R 6 Mars 2016 à 04:43 PM

cette fois c'etait ma faute je voulais tellement te faire plaisir sans penser au lendemain quand je serai seule a penser a toi. Et toi tu seras loin, moi je resterai dans ta memoir comme un vieux souvenir. Je voulais tellement que tu restes tout en sachant ce qui pourait arriver. Je ne savais pas que tu pourais me briser le coeur. Je croyais que jamais tu ferais une chose pareille mais j'avais tort car tu brisais mon coeur chaque jour. Mais plus manintenant, je ne pense plus a toi et je ne resssens plus rien pour toi. Je sais que t'avais mal mais moi j'avais rien a voir dans tout ca mais tu m'as inclu dans tout et moi j'avais peur d'etre rien sans toi. Maintenant je realize que je suis tout sans toi. je suis heureuse, en paix et je ris tout le temps sans toi. Je m'en fou de toi...

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2016-03-01T15:37:16+01:00

break.

Publié par Gaelle.R 1 Mars 2016 à 03:37 PM

Don't you ever want to take a break from everything? Right now there are a lot things that i'm taking a break from and i think we all need it at times. we just have to slow down sometimes we're not a machine we're humans and we can't keep going without a break. I can tell you taking a break feels good. It makes you feel better you should try it sometimes. A break can clear out some confusion and make you see yourself better or finding a solution to a problem. Some people need days, weeks, months some just need a few minutes depends on the situation we tend to take longer time if the problem is serious or if it affects us emotionally. We need time to heal we can't always rub dirt on it and keep going because we're humans and sometimes we fall apart.It's okay to fall apart we all do it's what we do to get up that matters. I mean there are some days you just get out of bed then it's like BAM TROUBLE comes your way so many stuff to do and so many problems to find solutions to. Sometimes people don't even know what you are going through so that's the time they chose to judge you or something, i can't ! it's too much if you are one of those people who have to schedule everything because you really don't have no time then you will get it. You sort of have to put everything at a certain time and plan it out. Well not everyone love to plan stuff some people just go with the flow but other people like me have to plan everything and sometimes we went overboard like oops can't talk to you right now it's time for me to go to bed because i said i was going to bed at that time to wake up at that time so i won't be too tired like WOAH ! slow down lol nope people like us cannot stop this is why we need a break to sort of restart the engine and accept the reality that we can't change everything or plan everything out the way we want to. It's frustrating having to go back to restart something ! don't you like to get it right the first time ? it's a tedious task like give me a break

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2016-03-01T04:12:10+01:00

Publié depuis Eklablog

Publié par Gaelle.R 1 Mars 2016 à 04:12 AM

let me in don't close the door

i know how it feels to be away from the outside

let the light in.

the words need to be free from your mouth

you need to be brave

you are not the only one

there is more like us

don't keep it to yourself

don't let it take you away like the others

let it be known.

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2016-03-01T04:04:59+01:00

it was.

Publié par Gaelle.R 1 Mars 2016 à 04:04 AM

Hold on don't let me go

we've been through so much

you had my heart and I had yours

the time went by so quickly

wish i could hold you

stop the time

hold you more

and feel your pain

we let it all go

where is the love?

what do we do now

is it gone?

can't hold back the tears

remember when we were us?

when we still had each other

when life was not so hard?

the flowers were prettier

the sky was so blue

the ocean was bigger

and we were there lying on the grass

it was so green then...

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2016-03-01T03:57:50+01:00

no tittle yet

Publié par Gaelle.R 1 Mars 2016 à 03:57 AM

well the week is starting over am i ready? no ! no one does unless you getting paid or something we just have to somehow get through the week hoping the weekend won't be so bad. what should we talk about ?? my mind is not blank trust me ! I have so many things stored in there I just don't know if i should share them with the public yet anyways there's more to come and years to come. have you thought about the future? all the time ! sometimes ! not at all ! it's iight (that's how I say it) you are not suppose to think about the future every minute but you should definitely think about what you want to be and where you want to go. Life is short you know the days goes by so much and we grow so fast. we let go of so many things and we hold on to so little sometimes. You probably don't know what i'm referring to but that's okay you don't need to a everything sometimes you need to put the pieces together yourself.

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2016-02-27T04:59:26+01:00

little things

Publié par Gaelle.R 27 Février 2016 à 04:59 AM

Let me tell you something before the night is over. Do what you want ! first of all you don't owe anyone anything except God, Your family...other people can give suggestion but you are living for yourself at the end of the day you got yourself no one does. You feel the pressure, you feel the pain, you feel the stress no one knows who much it hurts but you do. Don't let other people get to you because they don't like you or whatever they feel. Don't occupy your mind with things that hurts you because you aren't going anywhere with it. You just holding grudges and that is not the best way. There's so much in life you know and one thing can't ruin your whole life, it's more than you think you have not seen everything yet. I may be younger or older than you but that doesn't mean anything age is just a number and right now I feel like some people let other people control their lives too much. They need to get a life because your life is your own, you need to make your own decisions and you need to make your own mistake so you can learn from it yourslef.

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